Stay Awake! Zzzzzz......

With how busy I have been with the show, work, illnesses and family, it's hard to get the sleep that I need at night. I find myself dozing at my desk. I'm trying to go soda-free so getting a coke isn't an option. Some of you might be experiencing the same thing. So to help you all out, here is a list I came across of what to say if caught sleeping at your desk. 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy. "
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."