Yeah for Being Short!!

Creed from the TV show The Office has written a poem about short girls. Since I am short I wanted to share this poem with you all:

Short Girl

By Creed Bratton

Ooh, mama, with your tiny little legs

You’re like a dachsund

In human form

And that makes you okay

In my book

I want to throw you up into the air

Like a ball of shortness

And catch you when you fall down

And put you into my jacket pocket

That I have lined with pillows and string cheese

Yeah, mama, you’re small and nice

In those little lady clothes

That you wear so well

You could be a minus-sized fashion model

And that’s the truth

Short girl

You make my day