Letter to Driver

Dear Stupid People Who Don't Know How To Drive in the Snow,

I know that it surprised you that it snows in Utah, but it does. Just in case you were not aware, Utah makes a lot of money from the snow with our ski resorts. We have 14 ski resorts that flourish when it snows. So normally it doesn't surprise us when it snows. I wanted to let you know that it snows every winter just in case you plan on staying.

When it snows, the snow usually stays on the ground and eventually turns to ice. Even if it doesn't turn to ice, the slush is still slippery. Because of this, it is best to take it easy and drive slowly and careful through it. That is why the rest of the drivers are driving slow and easy. If you were running late and think that driving fast would help, it won't. It will cause others to have accidents. The multiple accidents on the freeway last night and today were probably caused by you. Yes, your actions do affect other people. You are not the only person here.

Also, just because it snows doesn't mean that you forget how to read or how to read signs with pictures. I understand that you are selfish enough to cut people off or drive close to them which can cause accidents but was unaware that you are so selfish that you think you can use other peoples properties how every you want to. Just because you couldn't read the "Dead End" sign or notice the fence at the end of road is no reason for you to drive on my lawn. I can see by your tire tracks that you noticed enough to pull into my driveway but not enough to notice that the lawn between the road and my driveway was not road. Was the "reverse" broken on your car? Maybe you should get that fixed. If I had a fence would you have crashed through it? Would it help you to pay for me to have a fence so we don't have this problem EVERY WINTER? If it would make it easier, I can cover my lawn with sticking up nails or land mines if it helps you to stay on the road.

I hope that this information will help you out for the rest of the winter and all of the other winters we will be having. I hope that you will notice how polite I have been to you with this matter. If my mother didn't read this blog, the language would have been more colorful.

Sincerely,
Me