Thursday, October 9, 2008

Funny Things I've Heard Today

1. "Hm. That's odd. Usually the blood gets off on the 2nd floor." ~Mr. Burns, The Simpon's Treehouse of Horror.

2. Said angry "You're one of those people who thinks the wedding is about them." My co-workers cousin said this to her then hung up. My co-worker is the one getting married.

3. Reading sign "Don't Touch. Willy." "Good Advice" ~ Homer Simpson, The Simpon's Treehouse of Horror.

4. "Well Rebecca can do it." ~Weight Watcher coach "Well Rebecca reads puncuation." ~Co-worker. Discuss about WW point system.

5. "Remember, today is Megan's wedding shower." ~Co-worker "Um...oh...well...I think I need to get some office supplies...from the store...I'll be back..." ~Me, then runs out the door.

6. "I lost 3.8 pounds this week! I even ate at Taco Bell!!" ~Me

2 comments:

Jes said...

Good job on the 3.8!! I'm so happy for you. :)

Jes said...

(That's 1.7 kilograms if you were wondering.)